those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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