i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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