Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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