I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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