love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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