I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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