we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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