Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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