yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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