Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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