The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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