I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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