you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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