you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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