can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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