yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
