There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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