we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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