This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
