that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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