We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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