people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I cut my penus on the lid.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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