Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
