You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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