I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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