Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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