Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I AM VODKA MAN
I think people are normalizing furries
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The adults are the big ones right?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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