So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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