tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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