But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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