come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And my parents said I crawled through the house
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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