I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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