Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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