Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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