that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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