yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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