So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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