i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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