I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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