Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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