she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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