If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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