Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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