You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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