this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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