so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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