What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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