You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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