guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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