I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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