How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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