how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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