i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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